The Witcher 3 Remastered Players Are Finally Fixing Roach's Hilarious Glitches

Roach: The Legend of Glitches and Broken Physics

If you've played The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt, you undoubtedly have a bizarre memory involving Roach, Geralt of Rivia's trusty mare. Roach isn't just a regular horse; she is a gravity-defying entity known for spawning on rooftops, clipping through walls, or randomly floating in mid-air.

Next-Gen Remaster, Same Old Roach

Even with the release of the Next-Gen Remastered update, Roach's clunky movement and unpredictable physics remained a pain point. For some players, these frustrating horse mechanics were even enough to make them drop the game entirely. Now, the dedicated modding community has stepped in to take matters into their own hands, creating mods aimed at making Roach much more responsive and natural to ride.

What the Community is Fixing:

• Improved Pathfinding: Reducing the chances of Roach getting stuck on trees, fences, and small pebbles.
• Snappier Controls: Making turning, accelerating, and stopping feel much more fluid.
• Anti-Gravity Nerfs: Preventing Roach from performing her signature roof-spawning magic tricks.

Whether you love Roach for her hilarious glitches or desperately need a smoother ride, the community’s efforts prove once again that CD Projekt Red’s masterpiece continues to thrive thanks to its passionate fanbase.